Over the years there have been countless classic quotes added to Harley's repertoire. So rather than try and add them all, or leave this page hopelessly outdated, I've decided to cull it back to those iconographic, fantabulastic, irrepresibly Harley quotes, the ones that are synonymous with her!!


"It is to laugh, huh Mistah J?" - the first ever line!

"Here's to Gotham's Commissioner G.!
You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks
Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue -
But this time, baby, the joke's on YOU!"

"Look on the bright side - tomorrow you'll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!"

"They're finny and funny and oh so delish!
They're Joyful and Jolly - Joker Fish!"

"Harley Quinn, pleased to meetcha!"

"I am not a doormat! Am I?"

"I'd just to like to say, if there were no Batman, there'd be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin'! Thankyou, Batman!"

"And here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke's on you - I'm not even a real blonde!"

"Hi Puddin'! Miss me?"

"Call me Harley! Everyone does!"


"Gimme some sugar, baby!"

"Happy anniversary, Mistah J
You're pretty swell and okay
It's seven years to the day
Take the night off - let's play!"

"Wanna try my pie, Puddin'?"

"Aw, c'mon Puddin' - don'tcha wanna rev up your Harley? VROOOM VROOM!"

"Face it, Harl, this stinks - you're a certified nutso wanted by the law in two dozen states - and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown"

"Whoah mama! Check out the cute hitch-hiker!"

"I found The Joker's psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming - and his charm irrisistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me."