"It is to laugh, huh Mistah
" Here's to Gotham's Commissioner
You lock up the weirdos,
the crooks and the geeks!
Yer a hero to all of the
boys in blue -
But this time, baybee, the
joke's on YOU!"
"Oy! Beauty school's looking
pretty good about now!"
"Look on the bright side - tomorrow
you'll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!"
"Freeze, Copper! I gotcha covered,
"They're Finny and Funny and
oh so delish!
They're Joyful and Jolly
- Joker Fish!"
"Eww! Fish stinkeroony!"
"*A-a-a-hem!* Look alive, wage
slaves! Preeeesenting - the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks
- the One and Only - JOKER!"
"Harley Quinn,pleased to meetcha!"
"You think after living with
Mistah J I'd be used to a little pain"
"I'll show ya! I'll pull a big
heist all by myself and I'll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing!
*sigh* I miss him already!"
"Nice work,butterfingers, why
didn'tcha just turn the batsignal on while you were at it!"
"My boss likes me to wear a
smile to work"
"You really know how to put
the "fun" in "funeral", boss"
"Wheee! Look at the pretties!"
"I'd just to like to say, if
there were no Batman, there'd be no Joker and I never woulda met my Puddin!!
"Dont'cha knock before entering
a ladies boudoir?"
"Oh the irony! The grim stalwart
Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save
"HAHA - OW!"
"It's amazing whacha find in
people's glove compartments!"
"Hi Puddin! Miss me?"
Deal's off,B-Man!Noone ever
said anythin bout hurtin Mistah J!"
"Ya got a hearin problem or
somethin? No nada zero sip silch, nothin okaaaaay?"
"WHEEE WAHOO WHOPPEEE!YAY YAY
YAY! Er - I mean, thankyou Dr Leland"
"Hey remember me, that big charity
bash a few years back, the one the Joker robbed? I wuz the clown girl holdin
the gun on ya!"
"Yeesh, ya make one little mistake
and they never letcha forget!"
"Call me Harley! Everyone does!"
"Just one - BABIES!!!!"
"I din't even get ta keep my
new dress - and I actually paid for it!"
"I'm havin a bad day! I'm sick
of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up!"
"I think I made a mess on your
"Home again,home again, jiggity
"Gimme some sugar, baby!"
"Wanna try my pie, Puddin?"
"Naughty naughty! Jump around
like that and Doctor won't give you a lollypop!"
"Aw, c'mon Puddin - don'tcha
wanna rev up ya Harley?VROOOM VROOM!"
"Face it,Harl, this stinks -
yer a certified ntso wanted by the las in 2 dozen states - and hopelessly
in love with a murderous,psychopathic clown"
"Whatever you say, Mistah J!
Just gimme a sec to find the form and I'll commit myself!"
"Play nice with yer new chew
"Thanks, gotta run. Oh look
is that Mayor Hill? Yoo-hoo Mistah Mayor!"
"Hey watch those hands, Boy
"You and yer pointy-eared partner
think yer so smart! But you forgot I got a partner all my own!"
"Humph. That would make this
"cradle robin" wouldn't it?"
"YES! She shoots, she scores!"
"Prepare to be perforated, pally!"
"Gee Mistah J, yer creepin me
out! You love the flamin bucket of napalm!"
"woops.Wrong calibre bullets.My
"Barracuda. Down the trousers.
"Aw...do ya hear that? My Puddin's
"whoah mama! Check out the cute
"Oooh listen to little Miss
Can't Take a Joke!"
"Now THIS is funny, Mistah J!"
"Deck the halls with boughs
"Buh-mer! I'm gonna miss all
"Jingle bells Bratgirl smells,
Birdboy laid an egg! The batmobile lost a wheel and Puddin got away!"
"Martha Stewart, eat yer
TO THE HAVEN