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SAY THAT WE'RE SWEETHEARTS AGAIN
Old showtune from the film 'Meet the People'; Harley sings it in 'Harlequinade' I never knew That our romance had ended Until you poisoned my food And I thought it was a lark When you kicked me in the park... But now I think it was rude! I never knew That you and I were finished Until that bottle hit my head! And I tried to be aloof when you Pushed me off the roof - I feel our romance is dead. It wouldn't have been so bad If you had told me That someone had taken my place! But no, no you didn't even scold me! Ya just tried to disfigure my face! You'll never know How my poor heart is breaking - It seems so hopeless but then Life used to be so placid! Won't you please put down that acid? And say that we're sweethearts again! Spoken: How well I remember That night in Bridgeport That was the night you gave me the hotfoot I thought there was sort of a strange look in your eyes But then you smiled and, well, it made everything all right Then there was the time we went canooing And you set fire to my dress You said you pushed me overboard to put out the flame But I never quite understood why you held me under water so long Now, I've never met this girl who's taken my place But I wish you all the happiness in the world And if there's anything I can do You know you can always reach me in room number 304 At the General Hospital Farewell my sweet! You'll never know how my poor heart is breaking - It looks so hopeless but then, My love can go just so far Won't you please put down that crowbar? And say that we're sweethearts again!
JUST GO LOONY? Written by Alan Moore, from the graphic novel, The Killing Joke When the world is full of care And every headline screams despair When all is rape, starvation, war, and life is vile Then there's a certain thing I do Which I shall pass along to you That's always guaranteed to make me smile... I go... LOO-OO-OONY! As a light-bulb battered bug Simply LOO-OO-OONY! Sometimes foam and chew the rug Mister, life is swell In a padded cell It'll chase those blues away... You can trade your gloom For a rubber room And injections twice a day. Just go LOO-OO-OONY! Like an acid casuality Or a M00-00-NIE! Or a preacher on T.V. When the human race Wears an anxious face When the bomb hangs overhead When your kid turns blue It won't worry you You can just smile and nod your head. When you're LOO-OO-OONY! Then you just don't give a fig... Man's so PU-UU-UNY! And the Universe so big If you hurt inside Get certified And if life should treat you bad Don't get EE-EE-EVEN Get MAD!
TOO BAD End credits song for the horror film 'April Fools' Too bad you're crazy Too bad you're loony as hell So long, we coulda been swell Together! Too bad you're whacko (whacko) How sad your marbles are gone (all gone) We could be dancin till dawn, But you're too weird for words (ah-ah-ah-ah) How did you get so strange? You were such a beautiful kid. Now you are so deranged - Was it mom and daddy?Something they did? (Too bad you're whacko) Too baaaad (You should be locked in a cell) How sad, you're great, but hey!What the hell, you're craaazy!! (You're off the deepend) Bon-voyaaaage (Your life's a practical joke)I'd bail you out, but I'm broke Yer brain's competely fried!!(ah-ah-ah-ah) Life's just a party trick to you (ahhhhhh) Clown jokes equals murder to you.... It's time to put yu on the slab (Lovin's you's a three ring circus) You do look fetching, too bad. It could be catching Ye Gad! I'm a little crazy my Just a little bit crazy, my I'm a little bit crazy myseeeeeeeelf.
MISGUIDED ANGEL By Cowboy Junkies Yeah I said "Momma he's crazy and he scares me But I want him by my side Though he's wild and he's bad and sometimes just plain mad I need him to keep me satisfied" I said "Papa don't cry cause it's alright And I see you in some of his ways Though he might not give me the love that you wanted I'll love him the rest of my days" Misguided angel hangin over me Heart like a Gabriel, pure and white as ivory Soul like a Lucifer, black and cold like a piece of lead Misguided angel, love you till I'm dead I said "Brother speak to me of passion You said never to settle for nothin less Well it's in the way he walks, it's in the way he talks His smile, his anger, and his kisses" Yeah I said "Sister don't you understand? He's all I ever wanted in a man I'm tired of sittin round the t.v. every night Hoping I'm finding a Mister Right" Misguided angel hangin over me Heart like a Gabriel, pure and white as ivory Soul like a Lucifer, black and cold like a piece a lead Misguided angel, love you till I'm dead He says "Baby don't listen to what they say There comes a time when you'll have to break away" He says "Baby there are things we all cling to all our lives It's time to let them go and become my wife" Misguided angel hangin over me Heart like a Gabriel, pure and white as ivory Soul like a Lucifer, black and cold like a piece of lead Misguided angel, love you till I'm dead
LOVE FOOL By Cardigan Dear, I fear we're facing a problem You love me no longer, I know and Maybe there is nothing that I can do To make you do Mama tells me I shouldn't bother That I ought to stick to another man A man that surely deserves me But I think you do So I cried, I prayed and I begged Love me, love me, say that you love me Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me Love me, love me, pretend that you love me Leave me, leave me, just say that you need me So I cry, and I lang for you to Love me, love me, say that you love me Leave me, leave me, just say that you need me I can't care 'bout anything but you Lately, I have desperately pondered Spent my nights awake and I wonder What I could have done in another way To make you stay Reason will not reach a solution I will end up lost in confusion I don't care if you really care As long as you don't go So I cry, I pray and I beg Love me, love me, say that you love me Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me Love me, love me, pretend that you love me Leave me, leave me, just say that you need me So I cry, and I lang for you to Love me, love me, say that you love me Leave me, leave me, just say that you need me I can't care 'bout anything but you Anything but you Love me, love me, say that you love me Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me Love me, love me, I know that you need me I can't care 'bout anything but you
No.1 Crush By Garbage I would die for you I would die for you I've been dying just to feel you by my side To know that you're mine I will cry for you I will cry for you I will wash away your pain with all my tears And drown your fear I will pray for you I will pray for you I will sell my soul for something pure and true Someone like you See your face every place that I walk in Hear your voice every time I am talking You will believe in me And I will never be ignored I will burn for you Feel pain for you I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart I'll tear it apart I will lie for you I can steal for you I will crawl on hands and knees until you see You're just like me Violate all my love that I'm missing Throw away all the pain that I'm living You will believe in me And I can never be ignored I would die for you I would kill for you I will steal for you I'd do time for you I would wait for you I'd make room for you I'd sail ships for you To be close to you To be a part of you 'Cause I believe in you I believe in you I would die for you
Sucker By the Blue Meanies You're succulent, And innocent. Swing my hips at you, Lick lips at you, I'll make you mine, I'll make you mine, and suck you dry. Victim, another victim, (Woah.) Victim, another day is mine. Victim, another victim, (Woah.) Victim, another day is mine. I cheat on you. I lie to you. I'll steal from you, I'll cry for you, I'll make you mine, I'll make you mine, and suck you dry. Victim, another victim, (Woah.) Victim, another day is mine. Victim, another victim, (Woah.) Victim, another day is mine. I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) Victim, another victim, (Woah.) Victim, another day is mine. Victim, another victim, (Woah.) Victim, another day is mine. I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, (Sucker!) and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, (Sucker!) and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, (Sucker!) and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) I want your blood, (Sucker!) and your blood is mine. (Sucker!) (Sucker, sucker. Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker.) Sucker.
Mainlining Murder By Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards well don't touch me baby your finger tips they feel like pins across my skin just light another cigerette so i don't regret inviting you over well don't hold my hand or i'll punch your face i'm a hungry rat in this hole i waste thers no blood to taste in this awful place i'm mainlining murder mainlining murder baby i'll creep in your room when your not there i'll creep in your head i'll creep in your bed and your walls will be stained with the blood that you bled i cut you open well i'll roll your pieces in a shower curtain and then when it's all said all said and done and we've had some fun yeh me and you i'm mainlining murder i'm mainlining murder baby GO!!! i want you to bleed mainlining murder baby mainlining murder baby you broke my heart i dug you a ditch and now i'm cuming after you you dirty bitch i'm gonna murder you
He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) By Hole He hit me and it felt like a kiss He hit me but it didn't hurt me He couldn't stand to hear me say That I'd been with someone new And when I told him I had been untrue He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss) He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew he loved me If he didn't care for me, I could have never made him mad But he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I was glad (Da-da-da-ah) (Da-da-da-ah) Yes, he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss) He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew I loved him And then, he took me in his arms With all the tenderness there is And when he kissed me (da-da-da-ah), he made me his (Da-da-da)
Mine For Life By The Sounds Man I?m in trouble, ?cause I can?t see clear. My head is pounding harder and you?re not here, are never here. But I had it once, but not anymore. Well now I am tired and now I am bored, well I?m so bored. But I could never leave you, eventhough I?ve tried. No I could never leave you, ?cause you are mine for life. I?ve been lost I?ve been found, I?ve been fooling around. I?ve been hold, I?ve been told, I?ve been changing my mind. I?ve been up, I?ve been downn, come on in, take your time. I?ve been low, I?ve been high, I?m in love with this lie. Aooooooo. Do you feel the same? Aooooooo. It wears me out again. If this is called living, well don?t count me in. Sure I feel alive, but it doesn?t mean a thing, no nothing. But I could never leave you, even though I?ve tried. No I could never leave you, ?cause you are mine for life. I?ve been lost I?ve been found, I?ve been fooling around. I?ve been hold, I?ve been told, I?ve been changing my mind. I?ve been up, I?ve been downn, come on in, take your time. I?ve been low, I?ve been high, I?m in love with this lie. Aooooooo. Do you feel the same? Aooooooo. It wears me out again. Aooooooo. Do you feel the same? Aooooooo. It wears me out again. I?ve been lost I?ve been found, I?ve been fooling around. I?ve been up, I?ve been downn, come on in, take your time. I?ve been low, I?ve been high, I?m in love with this lie. So good, It?s so good, so good, HA! It brings me up just to kick me down. It?ll fix me up, just to kick me down. Kick it, kick it, kick it up. Well bring me down oh yeah yeah.
I Wish I Were In Love Again The sleepless nights, The daily fights The quick toboggan when you reach the heights I miss the kisses and I miss the bites I wish I were in love again! The broken dates, The endless waits, The lovely loving and the hateful hates, The conversations with the flying plates I wish I were in love again! No more pain no more strain now I'm sane but ... I would rather be gaga! The pulled-out fur of cat and cur the fine mismating of a him and her I've learned my lesson, but I wish I were in love again! The furtive sight the blackened eye, the words "I'll love you till the day I day" the self-deception the belives the lie I wish I were in love again! When love congeals it soon reveals the faint aroma of performing seals the double-crossong of a pair of heels. I wish I were in love again! No more care no despair I'm all there now But I'd rather be punch-drunk! Belive me sir I much prefer the classic battle of a him and her. I don't like quiet and I wish I were in love again!
Honey
By Hush Sound
Spin your body
around
Now your feet are gonna hit the ground I am going sleepless and you're out of lullabies Honey, honey, honey, you're the death of me Won't stop holding my hands down Baby, baby, baby, you never let me You've got a dark heart You've got a cold kiss You are my love, my love, my love You are my love Everybody's breakin' every time you start shaking Don't come calling my name Everybody's fallin' every time you come a-calling I want you to know Honey, honey, you were the first one Darling, darling, around my door Honey, honey, you never let me You've got a dark heart You've got a cold kiss You've got a dark heart You've got a cold kiss You are my love, my love, my love You are my love Always turning back to you Till you never let me down Loving your illusion Staring at a crooked crown You always let me down You always let me down You always let me down But you are my love, my love, my love You are my love Honey, honey, honey, you're the death of me Honey, honey, honey, will you ever see?
The Worse He Treats Me The
worse he treats me
By The Scissor Sisters It's not easy
having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters Watching out they don't four-letter Fuck and kiss you both at the same time Smells-like something I've forgotten Curled up died and now it's rotten I'm not a gangster tonight Don't want to be a bad guy I'm just a loner baby And now you're gotten in my way I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride It's a bitch convincing people to like you If I stop now call me a quitter If lies were cats you'd be a litter Pleasing everyone isn't like you Dancing jigs until I'm crippled Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled I've got to hand it to you You've played by all the same rules It takes the truth to fool me And now you've made me angry I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride Oh I could throw you in the lake Or feed you poisoned birthday cake I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone Oh I could bury you alive But you might crawl out with a knife And kill me when I'm sleeping That's why I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride |